Read at your own risk.

Our social worker at work used to work at a funeral home. Stop reading now. Seriously. He says that a funeral home in Arkansas burned down during a cremation. They are not supposed to cremate large folk because of this. So the reason is. Seriously. You may be disturbed. Ok so They have drip pans in the crematorium. Large people have a lot of fat and so it drips into the drip pan. Which causes a grease fire. So in Arkansas this client was so large that the drip pan ran over and it caught the crematorium on fire. !! Can you imagine!! That's a lot of drippings. I seriously am going on a diet. I am not bacon!! I have never thought about this and am a little sad to have to now. He also said that some crematoriums have glass windows with a button. So that you can set your own loved on on fire and then watch them burn!!! People are so crazy.