Health Speak
I am a naturally small person with a fast metabolism. I have never dieted, nor have I considered it. So theoretically I understand that it is hard to lose weight. But please try. If not for your health than the health of your nurses. Those 500 pound people are hard to move.
Secrets of the obese: #1 If you are too big you get sleep apnea and don't sleep well. It can lead to being unable to breathe on your own. You get placed with a trach, and may need a machine to breath for you.
#2 The smell. There is a smell I associate with obesity. Its not filth, its actually kind of sweet. Which doesn't make it better. The smell is of unwashed, hard to reach places, where dead skin cells stay forever and ever... Like the ankles of some build up so much dead skin cells that the skin is hard and elephant like.
#3 The inability to appropriately wipe your own behind.
All that aside. Think about me. I am a 100 pound girl trying to move 500 pound bodies. Most of the time they are unable to help. I often think my back isn't gonna make it to retirement. I guess I need to start lifting weights with T-ed and get buff to develop my own Brutina and Tankina.
Anyway. :)
Secrets of the obese: #1 If you are too big you get sleep apnea and don't sleep well. It can lead to being unable to breathe on your own. You get placed with a trach, and may need a machine to breath for you.
#2 The smell. There is a smell I associate with obesity. Its not filth, its actually kind of sweet. Which doesn't make it better. The smell is of unwashed, hard to reach places, where dead skin cells stay forever and ever... Like the ankles of some build up so much dead skin cells that the skin is hard and elephant like.
#3 The inability to appropriately wipe your own behind.
All that aside. Think about me. I am a 100 pound girl trying to move 500 pound bodies. Most of the time they are unable to help. I often think my back isn't gonna make it to retirement. I guess I need to start lifting weights with T-ed and get buff to develop my own Brutina and Tankina.
Anyway. :)




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